Tree: All of the No. All of it.
Your name is TREE
You are the MAID OF MIND
You live in the LAND OF MEMORIES AND CRADLES

It's not really clear why you're here, you were just kind of dragged into this with the promise of TEA and PLOTS. You really do love your TEA. You could drink TEA all day if it were possible. You're really choosy about your PLOTS. You're careful about your PLOTS because if not carefully selected, you may find yourself up to your eye-sockets in FEELS, and then where would you be? Up Feel-Creek without a Plot-Paddle, that's where. You've never really been one for canoeing anyway, but this is all conjecture.

It could be said that you have something to do with TREES, maybe even BEING ONE, but you can neither confirm nor deny your TREE-LIKE AFFILIATION with such hush-talk. But if you were one, you wouldn't be any sort of FANCY-TITLED TREE, just a TREE and nothing more. You don't confirm this, you're just saying if you were to be such a thing. Nor do you owe anyone a HORSE.
Posted at 4:19pm on October 21st - 5645 NOTES
#someone save will shakespeare  #oh my god antony and cleopatra tho 

Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen →

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"
Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"
Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"
Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN…

Posted at 1:00pm on October 21st - 13277 NOTES
#st louis  #ferguson 

Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

(Source: socialjusticekoolaid)

Posted at 12:52pm on October 21st - 11950 NOTES Posted at 11:07am on October 21st - 100620 NOTES

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

Posted at 11:05am on October 21st - 209891 NOTES
#someone save will shakespeare 

rita-haxx:

Omg

(Source: thenewmetropolitan)

Posted at 10:56am on October 21st - 42155 NOTES
#feihar what have we told you about addressing the peasants  #god save the king 

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

Posted at 1:09am on October 21st - 28160 NOTES

thenaturalrapunzel:

chardline:

After police arrived, Darius’ body remained on the sidewalk while police questioned his mother, Patricia Larry, in a squad car for approximately two hours.
During the police investigation of the shooting, they searched Ms. Larry’s home. Finding nothing, they proceeded to arrest Darius’ older brother for having truancy tickets.
John Spooner was granted a $300,000 bail, (only $30,000 would have to be posted for him to be free). Bail is uncommon when the charge is murder in the first degree.
This all took place in 2012 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA  Mr. Spooner’s trial is to begin next month.

According to CBS News, Spooner has been sentenced to life in prison as of July of 2013.

thenaturalrapunzel:

chardline:

After police arrived, Darius’ body remained on the sidewalk while police questioned his mother, Patricia Larry, in a squad car for approximately two hours.

During the police investigation of the shooting, they searched Ms. Larry’s home. Finding nothing, they proceeded to arrest Darius’ older brother for having truancy tickets.

John Spooner was granted a $300,000 bail, (only $30,000 would have to be posted for him to be free). Bail is uncommon when the charge is murder in the first degree.

This all took place in 2012 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Mr. Spooner’s trial is to begin next month.

According to CBS News, Spooner has been sentenced to life in prison as of July of 2013.

Posted at 1:06am on October 21st - 20762 NOTES
#Lindsay this is important to your interests  #Look at these two idiots 

sassmasterradaghost said: I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm

nbchannibal:

imagegif by jhnmclghln

Posted at 1:04am on October 21st - 87597 NOTES
#meeeeeph  #Meph  #MEEEEEEPH  #MEEPH  #meeeph 

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

Posted at 12:10am on October 21st - 426 NOTES

Anonymous said: What does MOGAI mean? I googled it and all I got was a type of Romulan spaceship, but that doesn't make much sense in the context of your post I saw it on (about bi and lesbian women working together).

waltdisneyconfessionsrage:

bi-privilege:

MOGAI = marginalized orientations, gender alignments, and intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. it’s a bit easier to type than LGBTQIAP+, and i think it feels more equal/inclusive.

For those of you who may not know what MOGAI means.

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