Tree: All of the No. All of it.
Your name is TREE
You are the MAID OF MIND
You live in the LAND OF MEMORIES AND CRADLES

It's not really clear why you're here, you were just kind of dragged into this with the promise of TEA and PLOTS. You really do love your TEA. You could drink TEA all day if it were possible. You're really choosy about your PLOTS. You're careful about your PLOTS because if not carefully selected, you may find yourself up to your eye-sockets in FEELS, and then where would you be? Up Feel-Creek without a Plot-Paddle, that's where. You've never really been one for canoeing anyway, but this is all conjecture.

It could be said that you have something to do with TREES, maybe even BEING ONE, but you can neither confirm nor deny your TREE-LIKE AFFILIATION with such hush-talk. But if you were one, you wouldn't be any sort of FANCY-TITLED TREE, just a TREE and nothing more. You don't confirm this, you're just saying if you were to be such a thing. Nor do you owe anyone a HORSE.
Posted at 10:25am on July 28th - 9293 NOTES
#lindsaaaaay  #my dash wont stop 

baby: m-mm ma... m
magneto: mommy?
baby: mutant supremacy
magneto: good

Posted at 10:25am on July 28th - 212025 NOTES

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

Posted at 10:23am on July 28th - 36954 NOTES

sixpenceee:

never

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make

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fun

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of someone

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for something

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they 

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can’t

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help 

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Posted at 10:23am on July 28th - 1664 NOTES
#lindsaaaaay  #my dash calls to you 

piranhascantsmile:

my question isn’t “why do people live in Gotham” my question is “why do people who live in Gotham habitually buy recreational drugs from a known serial killer who wears a potato sack over his face”

Posted at 10:22am on July 28th - 6205 NOTES
#LINDSAY 

assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

Posted at 10:21am on July 28th - 5428 NOTES
#..........  #fuck 

psdo:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*I don’t think this was made for fingers


SHERYL

psdo:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

SHERYL

Posted at 10:16am on July 28th - 1302 NOTES
#holy fucking shit  #snorts loudly  #goddamn it I cannot 

eudaemaniacal:

ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF GLAMIS
ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF CAWDOR
ALL HAIL MACBETH THOU SHALT BE KING HEREAFTER

eudaemaniacal:

ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF GLAMIS

ALL HAIL MACBETH HAIL TO THEE THANE OF CAWDOR

ALL HAIL MACBETH THOU SHALT BE KING HEREAFTER

(Source: thepowergame)

Posted at 10:12am on July 28th - 206827 NOTES

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

Posted at 10:11am on July 28th - 44541 NOTES

theatricalwingnut:

the-epic-crew:

japhers:

sollux-faptor:

You are THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM, and you won’t judge the other fandoms for judging you. You agree with them, really. You should just disappear. That would be better for everyone.











You are the HOMESTUCK FANDOM. These past few months, you’ve made a lot of friends, and regardless of what everyone else thinks, you decide to hold on to the faint possibility that people might be able to like you along with everyone else.

It’s back Homestucks.


My heart

theatricalwingnut:

the-epic-crew:

japhers:

sollux-faptor:

You are THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM, and you won’t judge the other fandoms for judging you. You agree with them, really. You should just disappear. That would be better for everyone.

You are the HOMESTUCK FANDOM. These past few months, you’ve made a lot of friends, and regardless of what everyone else thinks, you decide to hold on to the faint possibility that people might be able to like you along with everyone else.

It’s back Homestucks.

My heart

(Source: noizbutts)

Posted at 10:07am on July 28th - 56958 NOTES

Wait, Dad, you knew Agent Coulson?!

agent-hils-coulson:

udchibi:

I was watching Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D the other night when my Dad pointed at Clark Gregg and said, “I knew him, I went to college with him.”

Wait.

DAD.

WAT?!

So after perusing my Dad’s old yearbook, we discovered this:

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DEM PANTS THO.

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Enjoy this little beauty tumblr friends.

Let’s all just take a moment here

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