Tree: All of the No. All of it.
Your name is TREE
You are the MAID OF MIND
You live in the LAND OF MEMORIES AND CRADLES

It's not really clear why you're here, you were just kind of dragged into this with the promise of TEA and PLOTS. You really do love your TEA. You could drink TEA all day if it were possible. You're really choosy about your PLOTS. You're careful about your PLOTS because if not carefully selected, you may find yourself up to your eye-sockets in FEELS, and then where would you be? Up Feel-Creek without a Plot-Paddle, that's where. You've never really been one for canoeing anyway, but this is all conjecture.

It could be said that you have something to do with TREES, maybe even BEING ONE, but you can neither confirm nor deny your TREE-LIKE AFFILIATION with such hush-talk. But if you were one, you wouldn't be any sort of FANCY-TITLED TREE, just a TREE and nothing more. You don't confirm this, you're just saying if you were to be such a thing. Nor do you owe anyone a HORSE.
Posted at 12:30am on September 17th - 21385 NOTES

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

Posted at 12:25am on September 17th - 145363 NOTES

lampghost:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

Posted at 12:19am on September 17th - 884 NOTES

catherineaddington:

I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.

Posted at 11:35pm on September 16th - 223350 NOTES

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

Posted at 10:42pm on September 16th - 184706 NOTES

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS

Posted at 10:38pm on September 16th - 13225 NOTES

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Posted at 10:37pm on September 16th - 19252 NOTES
#I am literally the whitest white to ever bleach anything and I am guilty of asking this 

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

Posted at 10:09pm on September 16th - 80062 NOTES

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

Posted at 10:06pm on September 16th - 84484 NOTES

haiweewicci:

angryqueer-ramblings:

I’m real tired of seeing skinny white kids painted as THE AVERAGE QUEER. Like please show me a curvy Indian agender kid from Brooklyn, a hispanic lesbian and her black girlfriend. A trans demisexual dude from Korea. GIVE ME SOMETHING OTHER THAN LANKY PALE PEOPLE WITH COLORFUL HAIR PLEASE GOD.

I will never stop linking to this article: Black People Make Up Largest Share of LGBT Community

Let’s stop pretending otherwise, OK Media?

(Source: )

Posted at 10:05pm on September 16th - 424983 NOTES

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle)

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